Should i microwave this tickle me elmo

To this DAY they swear he appeared in their car. Stunt Monkey's last great act was to be put into orbit off the Western Washington University campus. We built a space capsule out of coffee cans and duct-tape. The launch vehicle was powered by a couple of Ms. He gave a very moving speech, was presented us with mementos of our time together and then made peace with the Great Ape his god.

The debris from the launch vehicle exploded everywhere. It was pandemonium. The ground crew was running around stamping out fires. The flight engineers in denial of what must have gone wrong. All I could think of was The Stunt Monkey.

He was nowhere to be found. My girl friend and I running around western screaming "Stuuuuunt Monkeeeeeee! My god what had we done! Then there was this stillness. There was a siren in the distance. And we all just stood there looking up to the cloud obscured stars.

It clouded up and started to rain. That was The Stunt. He would have wanted it this And then Like the sound of candle getting blown out only drawn out. It got louder. One of the ground crew pointed up.

Partially deployed. And in flames. Coming down from where it had hung up on the roof of one of Westerns Buildings. It drifted down almost four blocks away. We ran. The recovery vehicle rushed out ahead.

He's OK! He was burned slightly. His flight suit scorched. His helmet shattered. His plastic boots in flames But he was going to be ok. This is odd.

I have no recollection what happened to him after that. He went off with the ground crew for a brief but strangely bitter sweet celebration and then went off by himself they say. Maybe even that brush with death was not enough? Some say he retired back to the jungles of Malaysia. Others claim he went to work for the government. I guess we will never know. I do know we had to book the fuck out of there because one of the trees at Western lit on fire.

I will no longer eat Muppet. Orthogonality and Science! Much like this machine. YouTube posted by evilcolonel at PM on January 2, Hahaha perfect. Has anybody made a Saint Elmo's Fire joke, yet?

Next up: Flaming Emo! Fuck you, Elmo. Kids, this is what happens when you steal from Oscar the Grouch. Just as phenomenally disturbing as I expected it would be. Thanks progosk posted by Science! I've never seen the Coles Notes for A. This is far more entertaining than the movie ever was.

Hell hath no Furby. The fire tickles! Missed it. Seemed like an unlikely oversight. Ha ha ha. Yes, yes it is.

Delightfully so. This thread is fantastic. Too bad empath didn't find this a few days ago. Stent Monkey, on the other hand, was just sad. Burning inside! If i had found this on xmas, i'd have just posted it as 'merry christmas' The WII would have been mine.

Linguo dead? Linguo is dead. Who weeps for Elmo? No puns; no empathy; no discussion of free will, consciousness, or metaphysics; just a confession: I have not laughed that hard in years. I hear Elmo did it as a protest against the war, akin to the monk during Vietnam. That Elmo Are you classified as human? Negative: I am a meat popsicle.

Wow, orthogonality, you're such a romantic. Just remember: this fate is probably far better than the fate it would have eventually suffered at the hands of a young and easily distracted child. What is worse - immortalized immolation in a viral video, or a month or two of joy and ultimate banishment to a closet or toy chest in favor of the next big toy craze? Fucking sick and downright disturbing. I loved it! Keep up the great work! The Stunt Monkey was intense. He had this way of clarifying situations for you.

Though he was a monkey of few words - he never lied. And almost everything he said was right. Filled with that cock-sure test-pilot drawl. I got to study. Then I got to go to work at the Cathay House Cafe Listen to me. What are gonna remember in 20 years?

That you drilled the Periodic Chart and then went and chopped some Bok Choy I can't Look I can't go off on one of your adventures right now I LOOK at me.

You can. I believe in you. Are you in 20 years gonna remember the night you, me, Barnes, Albrecht, Ebergsen and Swan liberated a keg from those pansies at Sehome High. Then floated Mr. Keg out to the pontoon on Lake Padden where five of this cities most attractive and morally lax women will be waiting on this sweet still spring night.

I need you to steal your dad's van for a few hours. Before I forget. Your ditching tomorrow to go skiing. He WAS right. I do remember that. People listened to The Stunt Monkey. Total strangers, even. Some of you may say that "he was just a reflection of our inner He was the collective monkey mind - wisdom without the pre-frontal cortex. Man I miss him. They KNEW. Their beeps got softer as their robot companion burned and soon they were watching in a kind of disbelieving silence.

Thirty seconds later, the other baby robot flew into a fit of impotent heroism and made a desperate crawl towards the flames. It realized that it was pointless to throw another robot life into the inferno and stopped to let out a few whimpered blips.

A minute of silence passed until the Shelby apparently lost its mind and offered, "Knock knock? I laughed almost as much as the burning plastic! Is it disturbing that I didn't find it disturbing? Hey TkChrist I know exactly what you mean about puppets and dolls taking on a whole reality and personality of their own.

With me it was a swaggerin' Rooster puppet called Fred. Man, was he crotchety and attitudinal. One stern look and you were rolling on the floor. Or I was anyway. He didn't do any stunts though. I wish I'd gotten to meet Stunt Monkey. He sounds like a blast.

Man, ami I glad I didn't know the Elmo in the video. Heads would've rolled. Going by their profiles, 10 are men, 1 does not list gender or name. Hmmm, what does this mean? This means there are 10 times more men than non-gendered people on MeFi!

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